MUTANT MASS 5 LBS.

Since 2005 MUTANT MASS has been going beyond hardcore. In the simplest terms consuming 1 serving per day loads you up with 1060 calories, 52 grams of protein, and a blend of carbs (with waxy maize) and fats with MCT’s. All, which in addition to your normal diet, will help you increase your weight. MUTANT MASS also contains extra glutamine, Cinnulin PF® cinnamon extract, flax seed powder and colostrum to benefit MUTANTs.

• Multi-award winning weight gainer — sold in over 100 countries
• 15 lb bags delivering over 1,000 specially engineered calories per serving
• 52 grams of quality protein featuring a 10 whey, casein & egg protein blend
• Includes carbs, waxy maize, MCT’s, Colostrum, Cinnulin PF & more
• Available in multiple incredibly addictive flavors!
• Each and every powerful 15 pound MUTANT bag contains — 1,352 GRAMS OF PROTEIN, 4,576 GRAMS OF CARBOHYDRATES, & 27,560 CALORIES!

I used a blender to mix Mutant Mass with milk, and I was pleased to find that, on drinking it, lumps were minimal.
Good start.
However, due to the absolute tidal wave of calories, it was still a struggle to get down.
I tried shaking it once – without a blender – but never again.
Getting the thing into a drinkable state required a titanic effort and considerable wrist strength – think power wank.
Taste-wise, I had no complaints.
I opted for the Cookies and Cream flavour and, quite frankly, it tasted delicious.
Mind you, I was a student at the time, so bear in mind my palette had been corrupted by a strict diet of burnt toast, kebabs and industrial strength cider.